Let’s be brutally honest for a second: the Indianapolis Colts’ offseason has felt a bit like watching your favorite local pub get slowly dismantled brick by brick. With the NFL Draft looming large on April 23rd in Pittsburgh, the front office is staring down a roster that suddenly has more holes than a block of…
Let’s be honest about the National Football League for a second: it is a ruthless, unapologetic business masquerading as a game. One minute, you are the darling of the city like Kenny Moore for the Colts, hoisting turnovers and making Pro Bowl appearances. The next minute, you are entering the final year of your contract,…
Let’s be honest for a second. Being a football fan used to be a blissfully simple existence. You’d wake up on a Sunday, grab a beverage of your choice, sink into your favorite spot on the couch, and turn on the television. The games were just there. Fast forward to the present day, and watching a…
There is a certain type of madness that comes with being a fan of the Indianapolis Colts these days. You watch general manager Chris Ballard operate, and you can’t help but feel a bizarre mix of deep admiration and overwhelming exasperation. It’s the sports equivalent of watching a master chef perfectly sear a beautiful, dry-aged…
Let’s be honest, Indianapolis Colts fans. January football hits differently when your team is actually playing in it. But lately, January in Indy has meant nothing more than shoveling snow, questioning life choices, and watching other fanbases experience the thrill of the NFL playoffs. Heading into the 2026 NFL season, the Colts find themselves in…
Let’s rewind to August 2019. You probably remember exactly where you were when the news broke. I was halfway through a cold slice of pizza, watching a meaningless preseason game, when the notification flashed across my phone: Andrew Luck is retiring. It felt like a glitch in the Matrix. Generational quarterbacks in the absolute prime of…
August 24, 2019. If you’re an NFL fan, you probably remember exactly where you were when the notification hit your phone. It was the night the Indianapolis Colts faithful actually booed their franchise savior, Andrew Luck, as he walked off the field at Lucas Oil Stadium during a totally meaningless preseason game against the Chicago…
Welcome to the sickness, Bills Mafia. It’s April, which means we are officially deep in the chaotic, completely unpredictable throes of mock draft season. You’ve probably been running mock simulators since January, slowly driving yourself insane trying to figure out what Brandon Beane is going to do when the Buffalo Bills are finally on the…
Let’s be brutally honest for a second: heading into the 2026 NFL Draft without a first-round pick is a special kind of torture for a football fan. Sure, trading that pick away to land Sauce Gardner was the kind of blockbuster, franchise-altering move that makes you spill your morning coffee. But right now? With the…
Let’s be honest for a second. The National Football League has always been an exclusive club, a velvet-roped VIP section where only the wealthiest families on earth get to own a franchise, But if you’re waiting for the Indianapolis Colts to sell a slice of their pie to a bunch of guys in Patagonia vests,…